:D

[בלובוי]

Given infinite time, 100 monkeys could type out the complete works of
Shakespeare. Win 98 source code? Eight monkeys, five minutes.
-- NullGrey


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Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
Jerry: You're serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

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Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.
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George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
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George Costanza: Jerry, what gives you pleasure?
Jerry: Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.
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Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
Jerry: All right, that's enough.
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BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
HOMER: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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futurima

Benderould you kindly shut your noise-hole?
Bender: Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
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Fry: Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.
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scrubs
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Dr.Cox: I became a doctor for the same four reasons that everybody does: chicks, money, power, and chicks.
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Dr.Cox : Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... we, uh, we had a few
Dr.Cox : Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
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dr.cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
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LOl

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חחח

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חחחחח אהבתי

[SlickK]

nice

[Jacoby]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח תביא עוד של סיינפלד..
אני מכיר הכל כבר ראיתי את כל הסדרה אבל עדיין נחמד לראות שוב

[AND]

סיינפלד זאת המצאת המאה, לא המכונית.