שיחה שלי בOMEGLE - עמוד 2

[אלי ישי]

המלצה
תשיג חיים

[InSane]

אחייייייייייייי
אתה גאוןןןןןןןןן!!!!!!!!!!!!!
השאלה ע-נ-ק-י-ת!!!!!!!!!!!
אני משתין פה מצחוק נשבע לךךךךךךךךךךך

[afx]

do you like israel?
Stranger 1: Sure

Stranger 2: LETS BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

[bailey]

חחחח איך אני נהיה אחד מאלה שעונים על השאלות?

[F16Fighter]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Have you seen my pet walrus?


You: yes

You: iz cool

You:

Stranger:

Stranger: where did you see him!

Stranger: I need to find him!

You: i kidnapped him !! muhahahaha

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Well in that case, can you tell him I want my other sock back?

You: :-\

You: im wearing it !

Stranger: He ran off with my sock

Stranger: WHY?

Stranger: Why are you wearing my sock?

You: becuase its comfturble

Stranger: It is?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[InSane]

איזה חפריםםםםםםםםםםםםםםםם
אכלו לי תראש שני אלה:
Question to discuss:
I just anally masturbated with a dildo and then I got Climax, and I lost it inside me and i'm really pushing hard right now and it's not coming out... What do I do?!


Stranger 2: LOL!

Stranger 1: doctor?

Stranger 2: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger 1: least it wasnt a banana

Stranger 2: your body should realize that you're a retard who got a dildo stuck up there

Stranger 2: worst case scenario you will poop it out

Stranger 2: actually idk

Stranger 1: should poop out

Stranger 2: maybe you need a really embarassing trip to the doctor

Stranger 2: or it could get stuck

Stranger 1: rather constipated though

Stranger 2: and block it

Stranger 1: still say doctor

Stranger 2: ya

Stranger 1: get cut open

Stranger 2: that sucks, man

Stranger 2: lol ass cut open

Stranger 1: use beads next time?

Stranger 2: anal scaring

Stranger 2: or

Stranger 2: use a dildo

Stranger 2: WITH BALLS

Stranger 1: true

Stranger 2: or just hold on to it

Stranger 1: might as well get a guy to do it for you, be easier

Stranger 2: most likely

Stranger 1: too bad the host cant join in here

Stranger 2: honestly

Stranger 2: this was like my worst fear

Stranger 2: when i was little

Stranger 2: well

Stranger 2: younger

Stranger 1: dildo up your ass?

Stranger 2: stuck up there

Stranger 1: im a guy, so i dont worry about that stuff

Stranger 2: and i'm not?

Stranger 2: awk

Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 1: better put then

Stranger 1: im straight

Stranger 2: well do you really think any female in general would do anything anally yet alone by herself?

Stranger 1: so i dont worry about it

Stranger 2: maybe like once in ten years

Stranger 1: theres some out there that do it

Stranger 2: but thats to please her man because he bought her 20 million dollar earing sor some shit

Stranger 2: idk, honestly i dont see the point

Stranger 2: they don't have prostates

Stranger 2: why would they

Stranger 2: i guess the actual having anal sex, but there would be no pleasure in it for them

Stranger 1: they dont have that nerve in there?

Stranger 2: prostate, it's basically where the cum gets stored when you're excited/ready to climax

Stranger 1: oh

Stranger 2: and ya when you have a dick or something thick up there

Stranger 2: its basically a male g spot

Stranger 2: ive cum once without even touching myself

Stranger 2: the guy was huge though, so i guess that was the main factor

Stranger 1: well it makes sense a guy would have one, everyone is the same before the hormones choose a gender in the womb

Stranger 2: i guess that kind of makes sense, its a lot different from a female g spot, but sure

Stranger 1: well that answers that question, enjoy the cuts

[NathanSh]

מה זה stranger 1
stranger 2
יש שם רק
you
stranger

[idonthavenameagain]

איזה שיחה הזויה הייתה לי
ברזילאי שאוהב את ישראל חח וחושב שכל הזמן יש מלחמות פה -.-


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: NAIL ME TO THE FLOOR PLZ
Stranger: whats up
You: im horny as fuck
Stranger: drunk?
Stranger: oh, fuck off
You: y
You: dont u want to fuck me ?
You: im a horny girl
You: blonde
Stranger: hm...
You: <3
Stranger: prove...
Stranger: your gay
Stranger: bull shit
You: no
You: want a icture ?
You: picture *
Stranger: sure
You: 1 sec
Stranger: but i know its your friend
You: -/-
You: no
You: it isnt
You: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...8/Trololol.jpg
Stranger: ok, send
Stranger: trololol
Stranger: ?
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAH
You: YES
You: IM A TROLL
You: ARENT U?
Stranger: i know -.-
Stranger: ya =)
You: well lets have troll sex
Stranger: hahhahaha
Stranger: no
You:
You: but
Stranger: i'm virgin
You: im horny
You: and drunk
You: well im not i can teach u everything u want
Stranger: i ll be drunk this night
You:
You: lol
Stranger: no man
You: im a girl
Stranger: u are fucking gay
You: and u
You: 2
Stranger: i'm not
Stranger: .-.
You: yes
You: u r
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am
You: no your not
Stranger: you win
You:
Stranger: I'M MAN
Stranger: I'M GAY BRO
You: well.. victory sex ?
Stranger: YOU DISCOVERY
Stranger: yes
You: fuck no
Stranger: touch your fucking pussy
You: MILLER QUICK CALL IN AN AC - 130 TO FUCK THAT SHIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
You: QUICK
You: NOW
Stranger: what is quick
You: fast
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: i'm not horny
You: ohhh
Stranger: i'm listenning to axé
You: who is that ?
You: give me a link
Stranger: music from rbasil
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: ill open youtube
You: hahah you are from brazil
Stranger: yes, and u
You: israel
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: war?
You: DANZA KUDURO
You: no war -/-
Stranger: kuduro its from africa
You: the palestinians are attacking us
You: those bitches
Stranger: haha
Stranger:
Stranger: listen
Stranger: isnt a troll lind
Stranger: what u think?
Stranger: hahah
You: all brazilian singers are so happy ? lol
Stranger: hahhahah
Stranger: yes
Stranger: this is axé
You: 352 pesoas sabem o que é música de verdade.
Stranger: ahahhahahhaa
You: whats that mean
Stranger: 352 people know what is true music
You: 352 are gay ?
You: ha
You: hahah
Stranger: do u like rock?
Stranger: has nice bands of rock
Stranger: fave*
Stranger: have*
You: yes but i also love hip hop and rap
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: momment
Stranger: have u ever lister Racionais mc´s?
You: no
Stranger: it´s a great groupe
Stranger: group
You: rock ?
Stranger:
Stranger: rap
Stranger: listen
You: ok
Stranger: send me a Israel music
You: i wont give you israelise songs because i hate all songs with hebrew -.- i love english
Stranger: hahahhha
You: well
You: wait
You: ill find something good
Stranger: here have a lot of music style
Stranger: and all the country think here is only jungle
You: lol
You: not jungke
Stranger: like all think that israel have only wars
You: jungle and good soccer
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: fuck
You: lol i jocking
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: relax
You: israel is at war somthing like every 4 years because gaza those bitches
Stranger: Israel have nice football teams too
Stranger: troll face
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: did you saw maccabi haifa vs genk ? we lost
Stranger: hmm... i had not know football there
You: huh
Stranger: sorry for my bad english
You: i dont have good hebrew songs
You: not a problem
Stranger: haha
You: do you know what mizhahit is ?
You: mizrahit *
Stranger: and the girls there?
Stranger: no
You: girls are all pretty
You: mizrahit is bad music - dont ever listen to her
You: its taking over our country
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: but the girls have lot of clothes
Stranger: alright?
You: what do you mean lots of clothes ? on them ?
Stranger: clothes on face
You: no
You: we are not arabs
Stranger: ah
Stranger: sorry for my ignorance
You: lol its ok
Stranger: and what u think about the girls here
Stranger: all naked?
You: a bit
You: lol
You: http://ladypedia.co.il/images/4/4b/0...faeli_27_1.jpg
You: this is how israeli girls looks like
You: bar refaeli
You: do you know her ?
You: she dated leonardo di caprio
Stranger: i cant copy things from here
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: so pretty
You:
You: there
You: mizrahit
You: be aware !
You:
Stranger: moment
Stranger: i ll listen
Stranger: אלון איפראימוב מחרוזת מזרחית
Stranger: omfg
You: wtf
You: not that
You: עומר אדם - בניתי עלייך Omer Adam - Baniti Alayich
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: its so strange
You: lol
You: are you dead now ?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ists coll
You: what ?!?!?!
You: its horrible
Stranger: its like some kind of music here
Stranger: moment
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: u are coll man
Stranger: hahaha
You: you too
You:
Stranger: have u ever listen funk?
You: not really
Stranger:
Stranger: listen
You: OMG
You: THOSE GIRLS
You: HAHAHHA
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oh i ll eat
Stranger: bye bro, ur fucking troll
You: OK
Stranger: haha
You: wait
Stranger: hm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: fast
You: do you know the green kid ? hyeled hyarok ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: hahahahha
You:
You: its a good spam in israel
You:
You: go to
You: 2:40
Stranger: i cant copy
Stranger: things from here
You: poor kid lol
You: oh ok
Stranger: what i have to search in youtube?
You: הילד הירוק go to the first one minute 2:40
You: poor kid
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: i cant copy
You: lolololol
You: hahahhahahahahhhaa
Stranger: i dont understand
Stranger: this
Stranger: to me this is a paint
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: that king sings like a god
You: we love him <3
Stranger: hahaha
You: do you know what ars is ?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i find
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do u like this?
You: what
Stranger: this song
You: הילד הירוק ?
You: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: OMG
You: i love the part when the green kid sing
Stranger: WHAT FUCL THIS BOY7
Stranger: BYE BRO
Stranger: BBB
You: bye

[InSane]

עלק ככה בנות ישראל נראות והבאת לה את בר רפאלי

[F16Fighter]

חחח איזה משפחת כאפות חחחחחחחחחחחח!!!!!

[idonthavenameagain]

עלק ככה בנות ישראל נראות והבאת לה את בר רפאלי

לא כולם ככה חח אבל יש יותר יפות ממנה והרבה

[-TiMoNi-]

ווזווז? איזה שטויות.

[InSane]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
I just anally masturbated with a dildo and then I got Climax, and I lost it inside me and i'm really pushing hard right now and it's not coming out... What do I do?!!!!!


Stranger 2: Du bist so deppat, geh scheißen.

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1: listen to me

Stranger 1: you need to go to your kitchen and grab a kitchen knife

Stranger 1: trust me on this

Stranger 2: bäh D

Stranger 1: then you need to go back upstairs

Stranger 1: kneel down really far

Stranger 1: with your butthole up in the air, ripe and ready

Stranger 1: and TEAR YOURSELF A NEW ASSHOLE.

Stranger 2: you are scary D

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: I'm scary in public schools across the country.

Stranger 2: why?

Stranger 1: it's a travelling public service announcement gig I'm doing at assemblies.

Stranger 1: OP was lucky to have asked one of the many questions of which matter I teach.

Stranger 2: this is a public service announcement

Stranger 1: thinking about it, he's probably my brother.

Stranger 2: warning...

Stranger 1: ohhh.

Stranger 1: ohhhhh

Stranger 1: you're a Green Day fan!

Stranger 2: yeah.

Stranger 2: you?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[SPONER]

לא הבנתי מה זהה?

[idonthavenameagain]

אתר שאתה מתכתב אם אנשים ^