שיחות שלי בOmegle
1.חנון אחד שואל אותי על סופרים שאני לא מכיר:
Stranger: Hi, do you like writers like Camus, Borges, Saramago, Beckett?
You: yes
Stranger: great, which one?
You: Camus
Stranger: ok. who are some other of your favorite writers?
You: amm
You: u see
You: Beckett
You: is
You: too deep
You: i mean
You: 1 time
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: goobye
You: i read one of his books
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
2.GAY:
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: gay ?
You: from
You: ?
You: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
3.שיחה שאני חופר למישהו:
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: form
You: ?
You: from?
Stranger: england you?
You: kaka
You: omg
You: u dont know where is it
You: write
You: right*
You: like other ppl
You: kaka is a shortcut for kaka land
You: :|
You: which is in the toilet!!!
You: dont u know that
You: idiot
You: let me explain
You: in 1922 the russian ppl
You: ate too much kuskus
Stranger: ok
You: then they went to the toilet
You: and made us
You: belive me
You: i am so black that is hurts
Stranger: cool
You: tyyyyyyyyy
You: one time
You: russian girl came
You: and i saw her great ass
You: making me some new friends
You: my name is kaki
You: kaki from kaka
You: intersting right
You: ?
You: m/f/s?
You: male/female/shit
You: ?
You: who are u
4.שיחה שוברת לב, כול כך היה קשה לה להביא לי תסקייפ שלה(למי שיש כוח שיקרא):
You: hi
Stranger: meow
You: f/m
Stranger: f
You: or animal
Stranger: meow
You: LOL
You: so
You: what is ur name
You: i am m
Stranger: fuzzy
Stranger: meow
You: ok
You: whant some milk
You: want*
You: ?
Stranger: meow
Stranger: ^yea!
You: ok
Stranger: meeow
You: lets have sex and when i will calm you will get alot of milk
Stranger: mrrrowwwww
Stranger: *HISS*
Stranger: mrrrrrrowwwwwwww
Stranger: ^ growl
You: cmon baby
You: this milk is fresh
Stranger: mrrroww
Stranger: hiss hiss
Stranger: mrrowwwrrowwwrrowww
You: lol
You: what is wrong with you
You: are u bored
Stranger: meow
Stranger: ^ yea
You: what is r real name
You: ur*
Stranger: jasmine
Stranger: meoww
You: nice name
You: where r u from
Stranger: meow meow meow?
Stranger: ^ whats your name?
You: Michael
You: where r u from
Stranger: cnada
Stranger: canada
Stranger: meeow
You: i am from israel
Stranger: meow.
You: which means
You: ?
Stranger: ioh
Stranger: oh
You: ok
You: can u do me a favour
You: ?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: meow
You: stop meowing!@!!!!!!31
Stranger: MEEEOWWW
You: godamit
Stranger: >:3
You: doont be sad
You: ok
You: u can meow
Stranger: MEEOWWWW
Stranger: MEOW
Stranger: EMOW
Stranger: EME
Stranger: WMEOW
Stranger: MOEW
Stranger: MEOW
Stranger: MEOW
Stranger: meurf.
You: :
You: :|
Stranger: meow
Stranger: how olda re you
Stranger: meow
You: 14
You: u
Stranger: 2 in ct years
Stranger: cat
You: and in human
You: ?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: im a cat
Stranger: 14 i think?
You: jasmine
Stranger: mewo
You: plz
Stranger: meow
You: stop
Stranger: NO
Stranger: im bored
You: i am so fucking bored
You: me too
You: u dont see me meowing
Stranger: meeeeeeeeeewo
Stranger: hahahah
You: cmon
You: lets talk
You: like ppl
Stranger: about what?
Stranger: gosh before you tried to seduce me
You: we will find something
You: i didnt try to seduce you
You: when did i do it
Stranger: Stranger: lets have sex and when i will calm you will get alot of milk <---
You: u mean that
You: it was a joke
You: u acted like a cat
You: u wanted milk
You: and i have some
You: fucking joke
You: cmon
You: ok
You: i am sorry
You: ok?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mhm
You: ?
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: but okay
You: good
Stranger: so your 114?
Stranger: 14*
You: yea
You: adn you
You: and*
Stranger: 14
You: yay
You:
You: so jasmine
You: that a nice name
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: again?
You: Michael
Stranger: if you already said
Stranger: ohh yea
You: do you have skype
Stranger: -.-
You: ?
You: did i say something wrong
Stranger: i thought we were just going to talk
You: yea
You: well skype is better
Stranger: skype involves webcam
You: i dont have a webcam
You: its broken
Stranger: mhm
You: really
Stranger: wela nyway i dont
You: ?
You: ok
Stranger: yupp
You: ok
Stranger: not even lying : P
You: forget it
You: never mind
You: no skype
You: its just
You: its hard to find a 14 years old girl to talk with
You: and i like to talk in the skype
Stranger: ohh
You: buy
You: but
You: i wont make u
You: so we can still talk here
You: soooo
You: ammm
You: why are u in omegle
Stranger: cuz im bored reember?
You: yea
You: but besides
You: is there another reason
Stranger: no
Stranger: and i sure hope ts not a certain reson your think ing -.-
You: how do you know what i am thinking
Stranger: ugh that made no sense
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i sure hope you dont think im on here for a certain reason
You: what
Stranger: like your little 'joke'
You: to meet someone
You: oh
You: no
You: that will be supid
You: stupid
You: i meen
You: if u meet someone
You: u cant come to him
You: because he is in another state
You: so
You: dont worry
Stranger: yea
You: i am not stupid
You: and lets forget about the joke
You: if i knew that u will take it o seriously i wouldnt say it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: hey..
Stranger: say in the beginging of this conversation i said the usual hey. and then you said asl. and then i lied and said 19 or something like that..what would you have said for your asl?
You: 14
You: really
Stranger: really?
You: yea
Stranger: ohh
You: i always say
You: but
You: when i want to lie to someone to make fun
You: like ur meows
Stranger: haha
You: i would have said that i am 24
Stranger: ohh
You: i am a guy
You: see
You: but i dont do that alot
You: i always say 14
You: why
You: did u lie to me
You: if yea
You: its ok
Stranger: haha
Stranger: noo
You: ok
Stranger: soo
Stranger: have any borther
Stranger: brothers
Stranger: or sisters?
You: no
You: do u
Stranger: no
You: nice
You: lol
You: its 24:30
You: in here
You: i am teird
You: and i need to sleep
You: how can i talk to u again
Stranger: kay
Stranger: umm..
Stranger: i guess not?..
You: well
Stranger: lol sorry
You: ok
You: then
Stranger: bye!
You: bye
You: you disconnect
You: its hard to me
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: aww
Stranger: kay
Stranger: bye!
You: bye
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