Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! Tolerate means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!
[Mr. Garrison's hand puppet Mr. Hat] That's right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France.
Eric Cartman
Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
Respect my authority!
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!
This picture, I'd like to call "The Pierre." I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo!
Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Screwe You Guys Im Gone Home ..
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protecting the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets… I hate



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