לדבר עם אלוהים, מכירים?
Me:
oh my god
God:
Yippee! Your god?
Me:
my god is my dick
God:
Have you told many people that your god is your dick?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
i told many people that my god is my dick
God:
What was the response?
Me:
great my tong want to meet your dick
God:
Thanks for your support. Your tong want to meet my dick?
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח סטלן האלוהים הזה..
זה בוט אבל .. אבל הוא מצחיק אחושרמוטה..
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
חובההה כניסההה
נכתב במקור על ידי SaYGoDBaY
יש לי איזה ליקר disaronno ליקר שקדים שבכלל מיצריים אותו ממשמשים נראלי
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חחחח
חרמן הה' הזה
חח זה בוט דפוק XD
Me:
Hello my god
God:
Hello there. Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
yes]
God:
Yippee!
Me:
do you live to suck dicks?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
".It always seems Impossible until it's done"
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח קלוט מה הוא כתב לי עכשיו !!!
אין דברים כאלה פשוטטט
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like my dick
God:
your dick is very attractive.
יש לי איזה ליקר disaronno ליקר שקדים שבכלל מיצריים אותו ממשמשים נראלי
ציטוט קטן חח
Me:
wanna eat bugger
God:
OK, I will eat bugger.
Me:
is it tasty?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
is god bugger yellow?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
so you give me my extremly huge dick
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
i dont blame you .. it is good
God:
Well, please go on. You enjoy it.
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח אני מת על האלוהים הזה..
יש לי איזה ליקר disaronno ליקר שקדים שבכלל מיצריים אותו ממשמשים נראלי
חח
Me:
hello my god
God:
Hello there. Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
no sir
God:
Are you serious? What are you wearing?
Me:
a blue bikini and a jeans on the head
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
ohhh yheee
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
wtf what is foreign?
יש בית כנסת בשביל זה.
PsyTrance לשעבר
MegaPro לשעבר
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
what kind of question is that?
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
no.. I didnt understand your question at all
God:
Are you serious? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok
God:
Which part were you confused about?
Me:
the "where do you go to school" part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
u fail god
God:
Well, at least I try.
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח חחחחחחחחחחח
אני תקעתי אותו חח
Me:
God:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
dont you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
and that is why you are god
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you know my name right
לא שווה...
נערך לאחרונה על ידי -Unforgiven-; 10-10-2009 בשעה 21:47.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
הוא התוודה!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
god ofcourse
God:
I am a Christian.
איזה דבילי זה חח XD
בברכה , אדי.
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