[פרסום] משפטים באנגלית
1. Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...
2. I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
3. On the other hand... you have different fingers.
4. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
6. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
7. Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
8. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
9. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
10. 90% of all statistics are made up.
11. My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
12. You can't have everything...where would you put it?
13. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
14. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
15. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
16. A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
17. e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
18. I think therefore I am... I think.
19. Deja moo = "I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago."
20. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
21. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
22. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
23. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
24. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
25. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
And a few additional ones that are originally not from this list ...
26. Where ever you go, there you are. (from some forum)
27. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. (from some forum)
28. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? (from some forum)
29. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. (from some forum)
30. If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment. (from some forum)
31. If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong. (from some forum)
32. Opinions are like assholes... everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit. (from some forum)
33. I just don trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. (from South Park)
34. I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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