I once dated a girl who told me that she only let's her
boyfriends fuck her 12 times a year.
She actually told me this seriously! She said that if a guy is
smart, he will fuck her once
a month, because if he uses up his 12 fucks right away, he will
will have to wait until the
next year to get sex again! So, I fucked her 4 times a day for
three days and then I said
goodbye. She asked, "Where are you going?" I told her that
since I had already used up my twelve tickets, then there was
no point in sticking around any longer. I told her that it was
OK, that I respected her rules and wasn't going to ask for
another fuck, and after all, did she really expect me to beg?
She ended up chasing me for the next five years. Why?
Because I make the rules, not them.



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