A mom was pregnant with triplets, one day somebody shot her in the stomache 3 times, 12 years later one of the kids say "mom mom i just pee'd out a bullet". the second kid says "mom mom i just puked up a bullet". the third kid say "mom mom" the mom says did you pee or puke out a bullet? the kid says "no i was jacking off and i shot the dog"
Do you speak English?
Yes
Name?
Adolf Bumin
Sex?
3 to 5 times a week.
No, I mean..male/female?
Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
Holy cow!
Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
Oh dear,
No, deer runs too fast.



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