How to fuck the dead... Follow these steps and you'll have know problem..
This part of the file tells why people fuck dead people....Ok..
For one if your girl friend doesn't fuck and you need head.. Fuck a freashly
dead bitch...It's still pussy no matter what way you look at it...
Ok Dudes and Dudetes:
1> 1st Your gonna need a shovel. So go to a freashly made grave then
start to dig about 7 to 8' (feet) underground
2> Now what your going to find is a cement lid..Well get a crowbar and
remove the son-of-a-bitch.. Now what you're gonna find is a closed coffin.
3> You have two options at this point. One Lift the coffin 8' above your
head on to flat ground or two, open the coffin right then and there.
4> You might be a little chicken to look inside once you Do put on two
not one BUT TWO rubbers.
5> Undress the freashly buried bitch and Bang away. When done if your not
too tired do steps 4-1. When ever you want a free fuck follow these steps.
Part II " The Other Solution..."
1> Not many people have this privlige but if you do you have it made...
Do U work in a Morgue???? If so the dead girly bodies that come it.
2> Take one out of the refrigerator and make sure nobodys around in the
Building or Room..
3> Undress the bitch. Put on your TWO rubbers. Spread them legs and
Bang Away.. When done.. Re-Dress your partner and shove her back in the
Freezer.
HOW TO FUCK THE DEAD
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