שלי (אני מסטול רק חזרתי לפני כמה זמן מחבר שנולדה לו בת )
Me:
what`s up nigger?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
lol it`s nice
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What do you like about it?
Me:
you are stuped?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stuped.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
can you kiss my ass?
God:
I have no mouth.
Me:
you have mouth
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
the sign that you leave on my ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
stop drink vodka
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you are alcoholic you kiss my ass and forget about that?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am alcoholic me kiss your ass and forget about that.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
you have vodka for me to?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you have a bottle in your pickpocket
God:
That makes sense to me. No I do not need it.
Me:
so you give it to me?
God:
Interesting deduction. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
so give me my vodka now
God:
Oh. Yeah that's right. Why do you want it?
Me:
omg i want to drink a little
God:
Good reason.
Me:
yes i know
God:
Right on. How do you know it?
Me:
you tell it to me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
so goodbey god
God:
Right on. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
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