אתר מגניב של שידוכים

[IdanShiran]

אתה צריך ליללחוץ על start a cheat וזה משדך אותך למישהו מהעולם =]
http://omegle.com/#feedback

[U2tr4x]

WTF
הם בכלל בוטים אני חושב.

[DooDeLzZz]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: your a girl?
Stranger: no
You: a boy?
Stranger: yes
You: why am i talkin to ya?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[U2tr4x]

Stranger: hey!

Stranger: wassup?!

You: hi

You: you are bot arent you?

Stranger: no, Im not a bot

You: where you from?

Stranger: Brazil, and you ?!

You: Israel

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how old are you?!

You: 16

You: You?

Stranger: 17

You: I'm just checking this site. this is kind a stupid no?

Stranger: a bit lol

You: so you are a boring man, that talk with strangers ?

Stranger: no, I'm trying to train my english

You: If you are not a bot

You: ah nvm

Stranger: what is NVM :3

Stranger: ?

You: You got som job?

You: Nevermind

Stranger: no, here in Brazil I can't work

Stranger: =/

You: why not?

Stranger: Cuz I'm minor
wtf

[DooDeLzZz]

זה לא בוטים

[Yuval]

חחח שעה אני רב איתם

[U2tr4x]

אחד בא לי ביציאה אני שונא את אישתי היא שמנה והיא לא מנקה את הבית

[DooDeLzZz]

דו מינית

[מיכאל]

Stranger: the script<3

You: hi

You: r u a girl?

Stranger: hi.

Stranger: yeah i am a girl

You: yes

You: 2 girls

You: in 5 mints

You: i am damn lucky

You:

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: so ur a guy im guesssin.

You: yes

You: unless i was a lesbian

You: but i am a guy

You:

You: how old r u

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: im 15

Stranger: you?

You: 14

You: damnnnnn

You: the other one was 16

Stranger: okay okay im 14

Stranger: hahaha.

You: no ur not

Stranger: i swear i just turned 15 on september 29th~!

You: u just want to make me fell well

Stranger: 15*

Stranger: i mean 14

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: i swear on my life.

You: i just turned 14 in 1 september

You: okdoky

Stranger: no way haha.

You: i belive u

Stranger: i promise u im 14.

Stranger: ahah ok.

Stranger: where are u from

You: israel

You: u?

Stranger: no fucking way!

Stranger: ahhhhh

You: why

Stranger: im from california but im israeli

Stranger: medaber eevreet?

You: כן

You: LOL

Stranger: gam aniiii

You: איזה מגניב

Stranger: ahahah

You: בואנה

Stranger: ata lo ayef?

You: לאאא

You: LOL

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: eze chamud! hahaha

You: כול החופש אני יושב בלילה על המחשב

Stranger: ahaha gam ani

You: יש סוכות אצלכם?

אני אפרסם את המשך השיחה אם תרצו


עוד אחד:
You: hi

Stranger: im wet

You: boy/girl?

You: wtf


עוד אחד חזק אבל:
You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: boy/girl?

Stranger: g

You: i am a boy

You: age?

Stranger: 18

You: i am 14

You: shit

Stranger: ?

Stranger: from?

You: israel

You: u

Stranger: south korea

You: oh

You: cool

You: so u have a hairy pussy

You: like the all asian

You: right?

Stranger: yes

You: sweet

You: lol

Stranger: haha


עוודודו!!
You: hi

Stranger: hi want to be my friend

You: wtf

You: boy or a girl

Stranger: what omg

Stranger: girl

You: oh

You: age

You: i am a bo

You: boy

Stranger: 15

You: i am 14

You: what do u meen

You: be ur friend

Stranger: you are young boy

You: lol

Stranger: be my friend that is what i mean

You: ok

You: i am ur friend

You: happy?

Stranger: yes you are my friend i am very happy

You: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You: now what

You: u want me to fuck u too?

עודדד!!!!
You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: my name is Wu

You: Wu?

You: why

You: ur parents are cheep

You: name is for free

You: u should tell them


אני אוהב תאתר מעביר לי תשעמום
אבל רוב האנשים חולים

[Slavic]

You: hi



Stranger: hi


You: ASL
?


Stranger: 98,female,england

You: really
?


Stranger: yeah..


You: ok..


Stranger: so..???


Stranger: u?


You: 15 Male Israel


Stranger: hmmm...I'm pedofilia..


You: ok, you can't come to Israel..


You: u know...



You: soo I don't really scared...


Stranger: what
??

You: even if you're I dont give a shit



You: and sense when weman are pedofilia?


You: Dam...People start to use your brain..


Stranger: i have a private aeroplane..

You: of curse
...


You: pedofilia air Line?


Stranger: no...i can go to israel everytime...

You: ok, just couple minutes before you land, say in the radio ''mohammed'' ''mohammed
'''

You: and belive me, you will be surprised...

Stranger: what
?


You: lol, your 98 years old pedo?


You: aren't you alittle too old for that?


Stranger: no


You: you sure?


Stranger: tes


Stranger: yes


You: because, I don't know what a 98 years old woman skills are...


You: I think the skills are getting weaker and weaker from age to age...


Stranger: it's hhhooooooootttt meeeennn


You: ok, now you talk like a black guy...


You: soo lets make it clear


You: you're a 98 year pedo, black pedo, with a private airplane?


Stranger: lets talk about u r self..


You: k, I go to gym kick some ass, and get back home, play guitar and go to sleep


You: that's it


Your conversational partner has disconnected.


גם אתה נפלתם על שחורים שמנסים להתחזות לפדופילים?

[פיליפ]

חחחחחחח איזה אתר מפגר
אני יפרסם אח"כ שלי

[Hitman]

Stranger: hey im james
You: so james .. you love to suck coocks ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: never have never will
You: why not ?
You: its a God creation
Stranger: lol i dont believe in god
You: a Woundrefall one
Stranger: it evolved to do a certain function
Stranger: as a side effect of that it is a very fun organ
Stranger: but only when used on women
Stranger: at least, thats my perspective
Stranger: theres nothing wrong with using it on men if you are gay
You: u dont know' u never tried

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[Awake]

תתחזו לבנות 17 ישר יקפצו לאנוס אותכם חחח

[ExcluSive]

חחח קיבלתי איזה אחד גרמני D:

[Anonymous]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח חחח
יו אני מת
You: hi

Stranger: so umm

Stranger: i dont know what to do my dick is like 15 inches right now

You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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