אתר מגניב של שידוכים - עמוד 5

[- Yaniv -]

חחחחח מצאתי איזה סינית לסבית מיפן והתחלתי לשאול אותה כמה עולה אייפון ו םפלייסטיישן ביפן

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You: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: say hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i think you are in asia?

Stranger: right?

You: no

You: israel

You: you?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: asia

You: i am a sexy girl in israel

Stranger: really?

You: ya

You: My name is Bar Rafaeli


Stranger: i'm just a lessbian

Stranger: my name is yoshi

You: ho raely

Stranger: i can;t understand you

Stranger: 'm from japan

You: I also love to have sex with women

You: oooooo

You: japan

Stranger: really?

Stranger: yes

You: very cool

Stranger: you do not like guys?

You: no

Stranger: em

You: Can I ask you a question

Stranger: of course

Stranger: please

You:
How much Costs
IPhone in Japan


Stranger: it's very cheap

You: Money*

Stranger: let me change it to usd

Stranger: about $300

You: 300$???

Stranger: and there?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: 300 us dollars

Stranger: more or less

You: in Israel is more expensive

Stranger: how much?

You: 600 or 500 dollars

Stranger: if you want to buy cheap iphone you can get it from ebay or amozon by paypal

Stranger: wow

You: My friend flew to Japan

You: And he wants to buy my iPhone

Stranger: buy mobile phone?

Stranger: here iphone is in japanese

You: How much is the PlayStation 3 in Japan

Stranger: maybe you do not know japanese

Stranger: about 400-500

You: 500$?

You: Very cheap

Stranger: you can check it by internet and then buy it

Stranger: yes

You: Which Web site
?

Stranger: the best thing is in japan the 2 th is in west world the 3 th is in China

Stranger: www.ebay.com

Stranger: then you search iphone and so on

You: Thank you very much

Stranger: you are welcome

Stranger: do you use dollars?

Stranger: or others?

Stranger: if you change to usd maybe it's not very cheap

You: yes

Stranger: that's good

Stranger: if you want to buy it online

Stranger: you should use paypal or alertpay

Stranger: or just card

You: tnxx

Stranger: maybe it's not very safe

Stranger: be careful

Stranger: you are welcome

You: Thanks

Stranger: welcome

Stranger: it's 11:20 pm here

Stranger: i have to go to bed now ,what eles do you want to ask me, please ask what you want

Stranger: thank you

You: thank you

You: bayy

Stranger: you have nothing to ask me?

Stranger: no matter

Stranger: ask what you want

You: It was nice to meet you I gotta go

Stranger: i'm glad to answer

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

Stranger: have a good day

You: bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: tnx

[InSane]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i think you are in asia?

Stranger: right?

You: no

You: israel

הרגת אותי אחי.

[rocknroll22]

You: I'm from Israel and I like shooting child arabs at Gaza, and you?

Stranger: Also, do you enjoy raping their dead bodies afterwards?


חחחחחחחחחחח

[Slavic]

תראו, איזה שיחה הייתה לי...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi
!

Stranger: Lindah
?

You: sorry

Stranger: omfg? you killed Linda
?


You: yea...


You: haha

Stranger: and you oppologazes
?


You: yea
..

You: that wasn't really nice
..

Stranger: fuck you. thank you, i wanted to do THAT
!

You: alot of blood on my carpet


You: god dammit
..

You: why da fuck does she have soo much blood
?

Stranger: you raped her? she was kinda sexy
.

You: me, my cat, and my dog


Stranger: cool. ughh


You: she screamed like there was no tommorw
..

You: cuz there isn't..for her
..

You: humm what else do you need to know
?

Stranger: where is she? i wanna rape her too
.

You: they're here
..

You: im saying ''they'' becuase I've cutted her into 6 pieces
...

Stranger: Gita too
?

You: yea
,,

Stranger: ou you horny chick
.

You: she is riding the horse


Stranger: EXCUSE YOU?! my bro shanaynay will kill you for that.


You: tell him..that he should use smaller condom next time...xD


You: gita says it's always falling off him...

[rocknroll22]

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Stranger: Hi, how are you ?

You: fine

Stranger: Good, Whats your name?

You: Mohamad

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

חחחחחח

[rocknroll22]

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Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: where are u from?

You: U.K

Stranger: awesome

You: i'm from USA

Stranger: make up your mind? xD

You: That beacuse im from australlia

Stranger: lol

You: and somebody drop a tv on me in paris when i was 5 old

Stranger: Hah, how did that happen?

You: well i was in los angeles and then a brick fall on my head

Stranger: so that's the reason you're weird? lol. byebye.

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[מיכאל]

שיחה משעמת ותרבותית.
למי שיש כוח שיקרא.
You: hi

Stranger: whats going on?

You: fine

You: u

Stranger: doing just fine

Stranger: where you from

You: israel

You: u

Stranger: interesting

You: why

You: :|

You: where u from

You: r u arabic

You: cause if u do

You: your dead

Stranger: i am not arabic

Stranger: but i am from new york....in the U.S

Stranger: so yeahhh

You: thats cool

You: why

You: everytime

You: i say israel

You: everyone

You: is suprised

You: lol

You: are*

Stranger: well, we do not know much about culture in the middle east over here

You: well

You: let me tell u some

You: most of the israel people

You: are jews

You: we have

Stranger: i know that

You: not jews too

You: like russians

You: tons of russians here

Stranger: and you believe israel is the sacred land for jews

You: yea

You: its our lend

You: but arabic ppl live here too

Stranger: and there has been a constant war over the land

You: fuck arabic ppl

You: they suck

You: yea

You: u know how many wars we had

You: and every war

You: is with them

Stranger: the history of israel is so confusing

You: those fucking gays arabic ppl

You: belive me

You: its not

Stranger: wow, i can see a lot of hatred

You: it is very interesting

You: yea

You: most of us

You: 90%

You: i guess

You: hate arbic ppl

You: we have our reasons

You: turst me

Stranger: we have our reasons as well over here....you may have heard of a little something called 9/11

You: no

You: wait

You: who you have

You: us

You: or the arabic ppl

Stranger: you guys

You: fuck off

You: obama is given u guys a brain wash

You: u usa pl

You: should be our friend

You: friends*

You: ppl*

Stranger: believe me man, what the average american knows about the war in the middle east can only scratch the surface of what is really happening

Stranger: i read, i do not watch the news

You: dude

You: can i ask u a question

Stranger: you cannot believe anything you see from the news

You: what the world

You: really knows about us

Stranger: yea what is your question?

You: everybodyis against us

You: why

You: what we did

You: you know

You: let me tell u about our history

You: 1948

You: we got the country

Stranger: slow down, hold on

Stranger: you want to know why everybody hates you?

You: sure

Stranger: we do not hate you

Stranger: the only reason we are in the middle east is for oil

Stranger: terrorism is not a threat to us, just an excuse to invade

Stranger: i have no idea what is happening over there

You: let me tell u some

Stranger: neither does anyone else in our country except for high government officials

You: cause i g2g in a few minuts

Stranger: and the military

Stranger: ok

You: why we fight we arabic ppl

You: cause its our country

You: forget the bible

You: not because the bible says

You: cause we really bought it

You: 1948

You: we got the country

You: and we won

You: in the war

You: with all arabic ppl

You: around us

You: it was great

You: now

You: the United Nations

You: offered us

You: propertes

You: like israel

You: will be jew and

You: arabic country

You: but they

You: didnt want

You: we did

You: and then we bought

You: there properties

You: fare

You: now

You: they want it back

You: places we bought

You: its our stuff

You: its not fare

You: and if there accepted the United Nations lines

Stranger: yes, i agree with you

You: the holl idea

You: so no wars

You: we protect our place

You: the stuff we bought! with money!

You: we never attack them unless they attack us

Stranger: i see

You: yea

You: great

You: so

You: why everbody hate us

You: fuck them

You: they are making wars

You: they are messed up

You: fuck them hate them

Stranger: its not fair man

You: yea

Stranger: thats just the way its gonna be, hopefully one day you can make peace

You: yea

You: maybe

You: i g2g

You: but vefore

You: before*

You: how old are u?

Stranger: 19

You: i am 14

You: i hoped u learned a lesson

You: cause it doesnt matter how old i am

You: i know what happends here

You: cause i live here

Stranger: you know a lot about you country for a 14 year old

Stranger: i respect thatt

You: and i see how things really are

You: ty

You: cya dude

Stranger: later

אפשר מהאתר הזה ללמד אנשים, איך הדברים באמת קורים פה ושהערבים הם בני זונות.

[MartiNi]

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You: ?

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: afl?

Stranger: 19 m

Stranger: u/

You: 20f

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: frm

Stranger: ?

You: ame

You: rica

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: wassup

Stranger: ?

You: good

You: how you look like

Stranger: not better den u

Stranger: handsome

You: hh

Stranger: n u?

Stranger: ugly?

You: i broke up with my boyfrnd

You: yesterday :[

Stranger: ?

Stranger: why

You: he went to iraq

You: and he dont want to be my boyfrnd

Stranger: he didnt satisfied u

You: he was

Stranger: i m here

You: i sex with him

Stranger: dont panic

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: so u r not virgin

You: no

You: and you?

Stranger: me 2

You: oh

You: uploadd

You: pic

Stranger: can i see ur pic?

You: you first

Stranger: ladies first

You: so later :\

Stranger: r u sexy

You: i told

You: you

Stranger: tell me somethng abt urslf

Stranger: ?

You: k

You: mm

You: i shaved

You: my pussy

Stranger: really

You: i got lagre boobies

You: that boys telling me that

Stranger: dont worry i will lick ur pussy

You:

Stranger: n suck ur boobies

You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: im a man

You: you son of a bitch

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[eaxs]

Stranger: Salaam Aleikum
You have disconnected.

[Daniel]

Stranger: Salaam Aleikum
You have disconnected.

[Aviv]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Samantha
Stranger: yours?
You: Fatma
You: from Gaza
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[rocknroll22]

You: hi

Stranger: m or f

You: both

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[Ori]

חחחחח מצאתי איזה סינית לסבית מיפן והתחלתי לשאול אותה כמה עולה אייפון ו םפלייסטיישן ביפן

...

אתה בטוח?

[.Or.]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: good thanks

Stranger: u?

You: i'm fine. thank you

You: are you a boy?

Stranger: yes

You: fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu

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שיחה 2

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You: hi!

Stranger: why can't i love u?

You: i dont know...

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: would u let me?

You: yes!

You: what is your sex?

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: that was direct

Stranger: let's say

Stranger: that my pants need to stretch when i'm aroused

You: so you are a boy

You: am i right?

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: u r so right :p

You: i am a girl

You: i love to do sex

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: good

Stranger: whereu from?

You: USA

You: you?

Stranger: nowhere

Stranger: bye

[Slavic]

You: hi

Stranger: m or f

You: both

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חח נחמד...

אתה בטוח?

כן.. א. גם אני פגשתי לסבית מיפן, מסיבה מסוימת הרוב שם לסביות..