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WARNING!
THE CHLAMYDIA YOU GOT IN VEGAS
WILL NOT ACTUALLY STAY IN VEGAS
HI,
MY MAN IS IN THE WHITEHOUSE,
I'M HEAVILY ARMED
AND I HAVE A BIBLE
BEER
NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS!
DRINK, DON'T DRIVE
It's lonely at the top
but you eat better.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
- customer service notice -
Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders.
If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
(unless I buy something)
MEETINGS
A practical alternative to work
The buck doesn't even slow down here
Keep Going. ט
Save the whales!
... Collect a whole set.
If your feet smell
and your nose runs,
you're built upside down.
I got a sweater for Christmas.
What I really wanted was
a screamer or a moaner.
For my next magic trick,
I'll need a condom and a volunteer
If there is no god,
who pops up the next kleenex?
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