סלוגנים מצחיקים באנגלית | חלק ג'
The U.S. Congress
100 Senators;
435 Representatives;
No Clues
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES
THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Your Nightmares Are Real!
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Dad’s New Wife, Robert
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
To catch rabbits,
Hide behind a bush
and do carrot calls.
Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
A Clean Desk is a sign
of a messy deskdrawer
A clear conscience is
the sign of a bad memory
1955 - 1975: 36 Elvis movies.
1975 - 2008: Nothing.
Two rights do not make a wrong.
They make an airplane.
Lord, if I can't be skinny,
please let all my friends be fat.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
WANTED:
A meaningful overnight relationship.
Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.
I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana,
PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO
REFRAIN FROM DISPOSING OF THEIR CIGARETTE BUTTS
IN THE URINAL AS THEY BECOME SOGGY AND DIFFICULT TO LIGHT.
Power corrupts and
absolute power is kinda neat.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If life serves you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
God Made Pot.
Man Made Beer.
Who Do You Trust?
If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies.
When you finish this page
check out our
"You Might Be a Redneck If..." page.
Preserve the Spotted Owl
(in formaldehyde)
If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic.
I need someone really bad.
Are you really bad?
No one ever says, "It's only a game."
when their team is winning.
I still miss my ex.
but my aim is getting better!
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